My Victoria’s Secret Fetish (Well Almost)
I got home last night and as usual started going through the mail, mostly junk mail and bills as usual. I stopped to eat dinner and as I finished my wife picked up where I left off. As I lifted my spoon to my mouth I heard a loud shriek come from the kitchen.
“How did we get (a Large sum of money) credit to Victoria’s Secret?” she asked.
“What are you talking about?”, I said.
Then she showed me the statement and I couldn’t believe it. I could see dollar signs in my wife’s eyes. She was already calculating how she could spend all that money. Somebody must have made a mistake in our favor. I love it when that happens! It never happens to me. This was my lucky day.
“let me see that again”, I said. That dollar amount looked strangely familiar and after I took a second look at it, it dawned on me.
“That’s our house payment!”
Oh no! Gasp, Gasp….
“What did you do!!!!”
Well I knew right away. I do all my bills online and so i went to my banks website and sure enough. Victoria’s Secret is just one line below my mortgage. So when I paid the bills last month, I mistakingly paid our mortgage to Victoria’s Secret.
My wife called Victoria’s Secret and spoke with an agent…they had a good laugh of course and they’re sending me a check in the mail. I imagine I was considered one of their best customers though for a least a couple weeks. Or maybe I was just one of those freaks with some kind of Victoria’s Secret fetish.
ah yes that old chestnut of the mortgage one line down, who you kidding
that’s awesome! I just started online bill pay–so thanks for the “don’t-treat-me-like-an-object” lesson.